The Business Of Love

In tribute to the sweetest of holidays for the year ending and Christmas, I bring you my first annual "Business of Love" special report. In it, i address the greener side of love and the best method for ditching an unwanted admirer (get a cellular woman). I even tuned in some finely tuned dating advice from a bona fide professional matchmaker yo get tips on what to do when your just-to-be-girl won't sign that prenuptial agreement. No Not! Never ! but yes for me love is done many a times in your lifetime with a bottle of booze ! 

Does that mean your sperm is for sale ?? Oh no! i never did this but yes something back in your mind always want a deeper crush of your life. Then What it costs to say "Be Mine". Don't you think there's a knight in your mobile as armor or it was serendipity that offered you the timely telephonic love out with your partner yelling out your emotions. Several a telecom business thrive on this and sustain themselves to afford you to empty your pockets forcing you to call as cheap as your sperm."Hilaya, Hiyala aur Hilaya jab tak dho na diya" - tagline must to be used for unlimited talk offers.

Now the economic criteria : It will cost love consumers a little more this year. The average love-struck consumer will spend nearly $60 on Valentine's Day this year according to the National Retail Federation's 2011 Valentine's Day Consumer Intentions and Actions Survey.These facts are subject to change on the bigger wallet underneath your ass.

Can you believe people get paid for this, drinking tea and talking about love all day long? Almost everyday someone somewhere around the globe is launching own lovemaking matchmaking business which trains aspiring matchmakers and sets quality standards for love. Their success is to what his/her offer that other dating sites don't: face-to-face coaching on how to choose the right certain someone--and how to keep him or her coming back for more. WTF!!

Now think you're "married to your work?" Try starting a business with your spouse considering you are a genius and have achieved the noble prize of getting a holy COW or BULL in your life. This is a bit more interesting though! For couples that do brave this dangerous territory, working too much is one of the many challenges they will face everyday. "The commitment to each other produces a synergy that can enhance the business," says Jean Charles, a New Jersey-based business consultant. Now there's "A third rule of thumb: Don't let just anyone know you're married and start business with every boy/girl you meet and get married." Later you may quit by just a statement : "He/She made the decision that I wasn't very easy to work with". Seriously folks that is what the stories of many entrepreneur couples around the globe.

Love, after all, can be one tough business. It takes many parts strategy, commitment, compromise and luck and what comes to my mind is that "What is the price of love?" Love is not like rotten tomatoes that are sold in the market. People express love in different languages and feel loved in different ways but if love is expressed in a different language which is not natural to the recipient then the message of love is not received. So Tweet your love and get you scholarship this New Year and Christmas. My way of expressing love http://bit.ly/vJn1iN

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